Small Town News

I know it's only January 2nd, but this story (from the Joliet Herald News) should be a strong contender for story of the year. Never underestimate the entertainment value of bored teenagers.

Reindeer Games
PLAINFIELD — Someone played reindeer games with holiday decorations on the Wesmere Lakes Drive in Plainfield, according to police reports.

A resident of a house on the 2300 block told Joliet police he noticed early Thursday that his two sets of deer lawn ornaments had been arranged in sexually suggestive poses.

The man wanted a report filed "in case the deer are damaged from spreading their legs," according to reports.